he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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