Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I could make wine with my vomit
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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