i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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