Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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