Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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