The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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