Can i not drive my cunt home
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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