You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
this will be a night to untag.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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