So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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