Soap is not a condiment
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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