why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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