I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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