ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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