therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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