Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize