i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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