glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Non-Jews are for practice
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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