i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
