she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just cut my nipple shaving
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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