Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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