You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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