do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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