I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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