i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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