Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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