Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
