I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I want to stick my p in your. b.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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