why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
