windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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