go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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