Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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