Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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