still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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