I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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