i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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