It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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