I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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