ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Come share oat with me in your robe
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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