Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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