The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
COCAINE IS GR8
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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