Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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