I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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