I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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