Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
