I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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