jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm bleeding and have questions
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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