Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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