Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
There r osticjed everywhere
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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