WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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