If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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