sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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