We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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