do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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