We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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