why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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