i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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