well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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